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DISCO DAVES TUNNEL GUIDE
Aftermath
The rapid transition from protest tunnel to police station then to hopefully a friendly locals bed will be the end of your first tunnel eviction. If there's to be a next time you can rest on the fact that it will be easier. After maybe a month of living in a tunnel your mind will find it difficult to adjust immediately to a bed in a house or flat with a window and clean sheets. Time (at least a year) and rest will sooth the mind. Making you mentally stronger ready for the next battle with the tarmac tyrants. As Oscar Wilde said "all the best people have been inside " (I 'm sure he meant tunnels?) Good luck
The Credits
A Teknopunx/Disco Dave film
Brought to you in association with Lumpy porridge productions
Written and Directed by Disco Dave
Produced and edited by Banner Heather
Artwork by Danny Panic
Tea making by Cosmo
Technical advice from Kif
Some website stuff from Freya
Mad cap Ideas and Inspiration from
Local Jon, Bran,Sir Galahad,Swampy,New Zealand Jess,Artist Liz,Squaddie Wayne, Muppet Dave,American Emma, Jimmy Bonkers, Guntha,Video Tony, Sorted Dave,Manic Martin, John the Blacksmith, Inverness John,Tunneller Tim,The Red Baron (the First world war geezer) and Animal.
Anecdotes from local supporters
Gaynor and Alan in Manchester, Pat and John in Essex, John and Margret in Birmingham.
Special Spice girls appearance performed
By the MIBs with backing vocals by the Welsh Bailiffs
Cameo appearance
By the the ever so nice (I'm being serious) under Sheriff of Essex
To those who "sold out " (and I don't mean tickets )
And finally a big load of kisses to those who made it all possible.
AMEC,TARMAC,WIMPEY and Manchester Airport PLC.
Disclaimer
This production is purely fictitious. Any connection with anyone alive or from Buckingham palace is purely coincidental, contrary to protesters claims. The millions of trees that have been chopped down to make this production were not just butchered but checked before hand to make sure they were all diseased or desperately needed for car dash boards. In fact all the animals and trees through out this land are happy, the sun's shinning so eat your popcorn everything's gonna be allright.
Made on a shoe string budget and in string vests. Due to the excessive cider consumption of the cast and crew the few pennies that were left were not enough to hire anyone with an official sounding name to advise us on the safe way to make tunnels. We concluded that it wasn't safe to let humans go down these death traps. We therefore strongly recommend only young Tories should be allowed underground if future films of this nature are made.
This production is dedicated to the memory of "Sorted " Dave Richards
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